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Flufferluber
1. A staff member on gay porn sets whose job is to keep dicks hard and anuses lubed.
2. A person of exceptional gayness.
2. A person of exceptional gayness.
Ryan is such a flufferluber. Caught him playing on his Game Cube and eating breakfast from his boyfriend's ass.
Flufferluber by chickenmcfweeb September 7, 2016
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Clown fluffer
An employee of a circus who's main job task is keeping a clown's penis erect through fellatio during show intervals.
Clown fluffer by The_Word_Baker August 20, 2009
Flufferwaffe
The Luftwaffe pilots would line up, drop their pants, and let the uniformed men of the Flufferwaffe jack them off and suck their dicks before flying into air combat.
Flufferwaffe by tkobaltimore March 8, 2020
Unicorn Fluffer
A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
Unicorn Fluffer by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
flufferton
flufferton by jpworks February 14, 2015
prison fluffer
A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.
Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.
Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.
Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.
Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.
Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.
Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
prison fluffer by Construction Guy December 23, 2013
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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