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muffin fluffer 

The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina
She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.
muffin fluffer by FLJ August 8, 2006

Muffin Fluffer 

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females
1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer
Muffin Fluffer by ElliotM April 4, 2009

muffin-fluffer 

The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.
"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
muffin-fluffer by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020

Fluffermuffin 

The vomit that is over 80% cum after a fluffer (from the porn industry) throws up after a full days work.
Damn! thats a big fluffermuffin!