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Fluff n nutter cream pie

After a round of very pleasurable sex, resulting in both parties sharing a beautiful orgasm from her riding her male counterpart. She collapses backwards on her back, between his legs in a euphoric exhaustion. The man, then pops out of her, leaving only his seed behind. The couple feels each other's heat while they enjoy the calming afterglow as the shockwaves subside from the two of them. Realizing she’s numb from the waist down, she doesn’t feel the fart (fluff) escaped from her period resulting in his balls, vibrating making a bubbling effect. Immediate laughter breaks out, and she forces out the cream pie on top of his nuts. Making a fluff n nutter cream pie.
Wow, last night was great. I didn’t realize you were going to Fluff n nutter cream pie me though.

Fluff n nutter cream pie

After a round of very pleasurable sex, resulting in both parties sharing a beautiful orgasm from her riding her male counterpart. She collapses backwards on her back, between his legs in a euphoric exhaustion. The man, then pops out of her, leaving only his seed behind. The couple feels each other's heat while they enjoy the calming afterglow as the shockwaves subside from the two of them. Realizing she’s numb from the waist down, she doesn’t feel the fart (fluff) escaped from her period resulting in his balls, vibrating making a bubbling effect. Immediate laughter breaks out, and she forces out the cream pie on top of his nuts. Making a fluff n nutter cream pie.
Wow, that was really good sex last night. Didn’t realize you were going to fluff n nutter cream pie me though

Fluff n nutter cream pie

After a round of very pleasurable sex, resulting in both parties sharing a beautiful orgasm from her riding her male counterpart. She collapses backwards on her back, between his legs in a euphoric exhaustion. The man, then pops out of her, leaving only his seed behind. The couple feels each other's heat while they enjoy the calming afterglow as the shockwaves subside from the two of them. Realizing she’s numb from the waist down, she doesn’t feel the fart (fluff) escaped from her period resulting in his balls, vibrating making a bubbling effect. Immediate laughter breaks out, and she forces out the cream pie on top of his nuts. Making a fluff n nutter cream pie.
Wow, last night was great. I didn’t realize you were going to Fluff n nutter cream pie me though.

Fluff n nutter cream pie

After a round of very pleasurable sex, resulting in both parties sharing a beautiful orgasm from her riding her male counterpart. She collapses backwards on her back, between his legs in a euphoric exhaustion. The man, then pops out of her, leaving only his seed behind. The couple feels each other's heat while they enjoy the calming afterglow as the shockwaves subside from the two of them. Realizing she’s numb from the waist down, she doesn’t feel the fart (fluff) escaped from her period resulting in his balls, vibrating making a bubbling effect. Immediate laughter breaks out, and she forces out the cream pie on top of his nuts. Making a fluff n nutter cream pie.
Wow, last night was great. I didn’t realize you were going to Fluff n nutter cream pie me though.

Fluff n nutter cream pie

After a round of very pleasurable sex, resulting in both parties sharing a beautiful orgasm from her riding her male counterpart. She collapses backwards on her back, between his legs in a euphoric exhaustion. The man, then pops out of her, leaving only his seed behind. The couple feels each other's heat while they enjoy the calming afterglow as the shockwaves subside from the two of them. Realizing she’s numb from the waist down, she doesn’t feel the fart (fluff) escaped from her period resulting in his balls, vibrating making a bubbling effect. Immediate laughter breaks out, and she forces out the cream pie on top of his nuts. Making a fluff n nutter cream pie.
Wow, last night was great. I didn’t realize you were going to Fluff n nutter cream pie me though.

Fluff n nutter cream pie

When you and your partner both had an amazing orgasm from her riding on top and you NUT in her. She then collapses backwards on the bed laying on her own back between your legs and you pop out her leaving a cream pie. After the shockwaves subside from both of you, you lay there together that way for a hot minute enjoying the cooldown afterglow. The man realizes he could feel the heat radiating from the woman, and the woman cannot feel her legs or anything below. Because of such, she farts( fluffs) and you’re nuts begin to jiggle like a door knocker from another scary movie. Which then causes instant laughter and she and she pushes out the cream pie on top of your vibrating nuts. Resulting in a fluff n nutter cream pie.
Holy shit that was some good sex, I didn’t know you were going to fluff n nutter cream pie me though.
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