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yeasty fluff muffin

Man, I woulda smashed that but I could smell she had yeasty fluff muffins.

Fluff a muffin

When told to "fluff a muffin" it means to back the fuck down.
Boy: I just want to look at ur phone.
Girl: Give it back!
boy: NO
Girl, *smacks boy* and takes. GO FLUFF A MUFFIN.
Boy: fuck off.
Fluff a muffin by Caleb Edwards January 21, 2008

fluffy muffin 

when a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina an sticks his hand in the vagina and starts masterbateing in side her
taylor loves it when garret gives her a fluffy muffin because of her strechy vagina
fluffy muffin by adreainizzl June 21, 2010

Fluffy Muffin

Usually refers to a really, REALLY soft/cute kitten. Can also mean just a muffin covered in a buncha mold
Person 1: WOW. THAT CAT OVER THERE IS SUCH A FLUFFY KITTEN!
Person 2(definition 2): EW, THATS A REALLY FLUFFY MUFFIN.

Puffy fluffy muffin 

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.
My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.

fluffy muffins 

phrase; used to exclaim that something ridiculous, extreme, exciting, or absurd
That man just jumped off a bridge! Holy fluffy muffins!

holy cow holy crap snap
fluffy muffins by Steaksauce67 January 18, 2011