Flude

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To go down on (perform oral sex on) a woman.

Fluding is the act of 'licking out' a girl.

Derived from RUGworld (formally 'Flude Carpets')

"I fluded Lucy last night"
"Hey can you flude me?"
"We totally spent the day fluding"
"In the mood for a flude"

Flude by Petal Hipkiss January 25, 2013

Words you can keep

flude

A dumb ass that doesnt understand what to do when you them to. often used with the adjective "fuckin"

Steve: Go ask that bitch to go out with you!

Max: No. What if she says no?

Steve: Your a fuckin flude!

flude by non-flude guy November 2, 2008

Related Words

flude • fludeshloven • anthony fluder • flu-de-flu • FLUBE • fluddle • fludge • fluent • Flue • flade

flude

Slang term for the female genitalia...

"I'm seeing Sarah today"
"Dude! That girl has a NASTY flude!"

flude by ThatHouseGirl April 8, 2010

flude

the fetish, of having prolonged sexual intercourse with items of food

i made sweet flude to a doughnut and still had enough energy left to do a quiche!

flude by luke wuheeler March 10, 2007

Flugeldufel

A lever meant for raising or lower a german Nazi submarine

It says "Flugeldufel"

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Flugeldufel by SamusAranon July 1, 2012

Fluent Trickle

The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.

As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.

Me and my daddy were going to go shopping today, but instead he forced me to do the Fluent Trickle

Fluent Trickle by LE HENTAI November 17, 2016

Gym-fluencer

A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.

Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.

Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?

Gym-fluencer by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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