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To go down on (perform oral sex on) a woman.

Fluding is the act of 'licking out' a girl.

Derived from RUGworld (formally 'Flude Carpets')
"I fluded Lucy last night"
"Hey can you flude me?"
"We totally spent the day fluding"
"In the mood for a flude"
Flude by Petal Hipkiss January 25, 2013
Words you can keep
A dumb ass that doesnt understand what to do when you them to. often used with the adjective "fuckin"
Steve: Go ask that bitch to go out with you!

Max: No. What if she says no?

Steve: Your a fuckin flude!
flude by non-flude guy November 2, 2008
Related Words
"I'm seeing Sarah today"
"Dude! That girl has a NASTY flude!"
flude by ThatHouseGirl April 8, 2010
the fetish, of having prolonged sexual intercourse with items of food
i made sweet flude to a doughnut and still had enough energy left to do a quiche!
flude by luke wuheeler March 10, 2007

Flugeldufel 

A lever meant for raising or lower a german Nazi submarine
It says "Flugeldufel"

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Flugeldufel by SamusAranon July 1, 2012

Fluent Trickle 

The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.

As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
Me and my daddy were going to go shopping today, but instead he forced me to do the Fluent Trickle
Fluent Trickle by LE HENTAI November 17, 2016

Gym-fluencer 

A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.
Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.

Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
Gym-fluencer by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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