Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.
I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster
Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.
A pairing between Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter of MCFLY. Though it's not really that popular like Flones and Pudd, it's still a cute and amazing pairing of those two adorable guys. They even share the same house! A lot could really see how those two love each other by the way they look at each other!
Floynter is the best paring ever!
1. Floynter is my life.
2. Although others don't believe in Floynter, it will always be my OTP!