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Flogster 

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster
Flogster by MissTinker December 13, 2016
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Flobster 

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

flooster 

Vag, chicane
Up The Flooster, Floostering around, how's your flooster
flooster by FelOoster March 31, 2017

Flopster 

Flopster is a place where pet lovers meet. "Flop" as floppy ears; "ster" as foster an animal.

The Flopsters are the community of pet lovers.
These people are pet sitting my friend's dog, they are part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly cafe yet? It is full of Flopsters!

My friend took her dog to the restaurant round the corner of her house, it is Flopster verified. You should go and take your puppy for an ice cream!
Flopster by CaptainSammy June 9, 2019

The Flopsters 

The Flospers are the pet lovers in your community. They either are pet owners or simply pet lovers!
My friend is pet sitting my brother's cat, she is part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly coffee shop yet? It is full of Flopsters!
The Flopsters by CaptainSammy June 12, 2019
Someone that says they are going somewhere, and don't show.
Blaine: "Hey gurl, wud up?! You coming to my place to chill?"
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."
flosser by Buca's Lover May 6, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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