Referring to flow as the elegant "flow" of hair from the back of a lacrosse player's helmet....
Flowseidon is the great god of all that is flow. He governs flow from the crispiest younglings to the highest echelons of overflow. Flowseidon is the final verdict on any young bucks who believe they have achieved flowfection.
1. Trimming or buzzing a bro's holy flow due to certain school, sport, or job requirements.
2. The complete opposite of letting a bro's flow rage.
Brantford Winstonworth: Bro, when I used to play football in high school, the coaches made me get a flowsectomy so I would look like a hard ass. Now I let the flow rage to get the nice lettuce during lax season. It looks so good when I cradle now.
Preston Chadwick: You gotta show me how to get the nice lettuce at the next bro circle.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.