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the best moot ever very handsome you should follow them
mind: damn i’m sad oh sheeeeet flowzs posted
best moot ever best person very handsome
mind: i’m bored i’ve been scrolling for hours OH SHEEE FLOWZS POSTED YAYAYA

Flowsexual

When you go with the flow sexually

You like what you like

You’re attracted to people you didn’t think you would be attracted to
Friend 1: “Is lily hooking up with a dude right now? I thought she was a lesbian!”
Friend 2: “No bro, Lily is Flowsexual! she wants what she wants”
Flowsexual by chillpill_lil November 25, 2018

Flowseidon 

Referring to flow as the elegant "flow" of hair from the back of a lacrosse player's helmet....

Flowseidon is the great god of all that is flow. He governs flow from the crispiest younglings to the highest echelons of overflow. Flowseidon is the final verdict on any young bucks who believe they have achieved flowfection.
Flowbro: Is it really you?

Flowseidon: IT IS I! FLOWSEEEEEEEIDON!
Flowseidon by Reidgwk August 6, 2009

flowsectomy 

1. Trimming or buzzing a bro's holy flow due to certain school, sport, or job requirements.

2. The complete opposite of letting a bro's flow rage.
Brantford Winstonworth: Bro, when I used to play football in high school, the coaches made me get a flowsectomy so I would look like a hard ass. Now I let the flow rage to get the nice lettuce during lax season. It looks so good when I cradle now.

Preston Chadwick: You gotta show me how to get the nice lettuce at the next bro circle.
flowsectomy by Trickmaster 3000 June 16, 2009
Hair style on a male where the hair appears to flow down the side of the head.
Flowski by Gwiss May 20, 2008
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