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Flowseidon 

Referring to flow as the elegant "flow" of hair from the back of a lacrosse player's helmet....

Flowseidon is the great god of all that is flow. He governs flow from the crispiest younglings to the highest echelons of overflow. Flowseidon is the final verdict on any young bucks who believe they have achieved flowfection.
Flowbro: Is it really you?

Flowseidon: IT IS I! FLOWSEEEEEEEIDON!
Flowseidon by Reidgwk August 6, 2009
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Flowsiden 

Flowsiden is the highest a flow bro can be on the scale of flow greatness. If one of your fellow Flow Bros has flow so fresh that there is no other way to describe him other than, flow god, flowsiden is an appropriate name. Flowsiden is a term originated by lax star "Con Bro Chill". Many bros who have flow are either sick at hockey, lax, or both.
"Look at his lettuce, its so flowtastic, i think im going to have a flowgasm, he must be flowsiden"

"chad, is flowsiden, he has mad flow.
Flowsiden by cthockey14 October 19, 2010
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Floseidon 

Poseidons much more attractive twin brother with a sick flow. Total babe, freezes the ocean every few millennia to play hockey with the gods
Hot Girl 1: Look its Floseidon!! He's already a babe with his hair and his hockey game is just overkill.

Hot girl 2: I'm orgasming by just looking at him!
Floseidon by Jesus Collin May 28, 2015

Floseidon 

God of Flow

Con Bro Chill is his prophet.
Floseidon runs Con Bro Chill's Emporium.
Floseidon by Swim4life17 January 2, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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