flouptched

depending on the context in which it is used, flouptched can mean f!#ked up in either a positive or negative way.

"Man, that was good s$%t. I'm really flouptched!" or "The timing chain skipped a tooth and now the engine runs all flouptched."

by Stuben Hackfittle Von Burntsteiner October 16, 2004

Flotched

adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.

'Fuck I was flotched last night...'

'I know dude, I saw the pictures on Facebook'.

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszxcvb456 May 10, 2014

Flotched

Drunk, incoherent, Intoxicated

Last night we got flotched.

by BayouSailor July 15, 2006

foutched up

Fuck around and find out the hard way..
OR..
IT CAN ALSO BE THE BEST FOUTCHED UP LIFE YOU WILL HAVE..
ITS UP TO YOU HOW U FUCK WITH FOUTCH...

Man, that girl mica has me foutched up ..and I can't even have her.. "that's foutched up"
That girl mica has got me foutched up and I'm in the best hands possible for the rest of my foutched up life!

by Foutch's Cooki August 3, 2024