floppertank 

Floppertank is where someone, who has a fish in a fish tank, loves there fish so much they go into depression when there fish die or just love there fish very very very much.

My aunt is a floppertank

floppertank by Dizzy jo June 2, 2021

floppertunist 

A person who takes any opportunity to sprawl all over your furniture or crashout anywhere they can.

He was so lazy, he is a 'floppertunist ' any chance to lay down and sprawl and he'd be there snoozing

floppertunist by SnapShooter June 15, 2022

floppertunist 

He is so lazy, he says he doing it for research for his thesis and intends to write his final paper on the subject of lying down and snoozing, but I think he's just a floppertunist really

I don't think I have ever seen him standing up, he says he's a professional full time floppertunist and that requires him to be horizontal at any and every opportunity!

floppertunist by SnapShooter November 11, 2022