flop dick 

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.

Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.

flop dick by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007

Flop dick 

A term to describe someone who chooses not do something, without reason.

Bro we're almost to the party you can't flop dick on me now!

Flop dick by CommiCopter September 17, 2012

Flop dick 

Common reference used to describe management on third shift at the GM Oshawa facility

Dave you’re suck a flop dick.

Flop dick by Arsenhole April 30, 2019

dick flop 

To flop your dick out of your pants in a public place usually at a party.

Mr. Misiak- I floped my dick out last night at Mr. Mac's party.
Mrs. Henderson-Wow what did they do.
Mr. Misiak-FUCK YOU BITCH ASS

dick flop by dan manna January 14, 2005

Ye Old Dick Flop 

Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick

Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.

Ye Old Dick Flop by CaptainDoodleFop October 25, 2016

Pre flop dickery 

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)

(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!

Pre flop dickery by Sketzz October 30, 2011

Flopdick 

A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.

That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.

Flopdick by yoholoho February 26, 2011