floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.

Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.

floor tiles by T r u t h. November 24, 2017

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floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...

..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....

floor tiles by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

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Related Words

floor tiles • fnaf floor tiles • Tile Floor • tile flood • floor • Floor Gang • floor whore • Floor beer • floor it • floor times

fnaf floor tiles

The black and white floor tiles from the five nights at freddys franchise. A way to slander straight people.

“Not the fnaf floor tiles saying something.”

fnaf floor tiles by Kapn July 18, 2021

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Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

Floor tile by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

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Tile Floor

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.

Dat bitch has a tile floor..

Tile Floor by Tressel March 26, 2008

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tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

tile flood by fucksoid February 19, 2005

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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