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floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...
..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....
floor tiles by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

fnaf floor tiles 

The black and white floor tiles from the five nights at freddys franchise. A way to slander straight people.
Not the fnaf floor tiles saying something.”
fnaf floor tiles by Kapn July 18, 2021

Floor tile 

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor
Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled
Floor tile by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

Tile Floor 

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.
Tile Floor by Tressel March 26, 2008

tile flood 

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.
o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.
tile flood by fucksoid February 19, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026