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floor slapper by KattMillMe August 2, 2021
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Slippery Wet Floor
When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
Slippery Wet Floor by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
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Slippery Floop
Guy from Japan : "Hey, do you want to Slippery Floop with me tonight?"
Girl friom Japan: "Seriously? Thats so sexy...I'd love to!"
Guy from the U.S.A : "I want to go to Japan to Slippery Floop with some pretty Asian girls."
Another Guy from the U.S.A: "Me too!!"
Girl friom Japan: "Seriously? Thats so sexy...I'd love to!"
Guy from the U.S.A : "I want to go to Japan to Slippery Floop with some pretty Asian girls."
Another Guy from the U.S.A: "Me too!!"
Slippery Floop by That One Girl From Canada February 16, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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