floor slapper 

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.

“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”

floor slapper by KattMillMe August 2, 2021

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

Slippery Wet Floor by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Slippery floors 

Juicy, Wild sexual encounters.

When I see Wonda Wonderpig, it is slippery floors tonight!!!

Slippery floors by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Slippery Floop 

The act of having sex on a wet floor in Japan. Which is thought of as kinky.

Guy from Japan : "Hey, do you want to Slippery Floop with me tonight?"
Girl friom Japan: "Seriously? Thats so sexy...I'd love to!"

Guy from the U.S.A : "I want to go to Japan to Slippery Floop with some pretty Asian girls."
Another Guy from the U.S.A: "Me too!!"

Slippery Floop by That One Girl From Canada February 16, 2009