floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.

I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.

by uwg August 20, 2006

floor humper

a person that dances low to the ground is said to be a floor humper

hey look at jayde she is such a floor humper

by insurgent July 18, 2005

Floor Hamper

The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.

Mom: Pick up your clothes!

Kid: It's okay mom, there on the floor hamper!

by TacoInUrHat July 6, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

floorjumper

Someone that rides the elevator between two intermediate floors thus delaying those in it for the long haul. Ever heard of the fuckin stairs?

I could have made it to my desk by 9:00 if it wasn't for the damn floorjumpers holding me up.

by Mikey Z July 29, 2005