floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes

ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly

floor hickey by toilet struggler October 2, 2021

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Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

Floor Hockey by Julius Sezuire March 16, 2014

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