Flock of Sparrows 

When visable bottom sickness has the appearance of a flock of sparrows landing. Similar to Squidgy Pyapps but liberated.

Ooooh, I've just been to drop the kids off and it was like a flock of sparrows landing.

Flock of Sparrows by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill 

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022

a flock of sparrows 

A severe and sudden attack of diarrhoea.

' I just made it to the toilet this morning after that ruby we had last night it was like a flock of sparrows coming out'

a flock of sparrows by ben austin December 7, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008