"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
by FrankieFlobber83 August 31, 2021
That's disgusting, she's flobbing.
by 90's kid May 15, 2012
adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person
by dancer04728 April 30, 2020
A flob is what you get when you combine a flower and a blob to get a blobby flower. This word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her "Painting My Tie Die (AGAIN.)" video.
by blah77e6eu8e July 08, 2022
(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.
by Captain cognac August 30, 2020
An image next to a group of words, usually a picture with the beginning of a word bubble, to look like the picture is saying whatever the person is. Commonly used on the website GaiaOnline.
"Hey can you make me a flob, my posts be looking mad gay."
"My flob is really bad, I drew it myself."
"My flob is really bad, I drew it myself."
by Raddicchio January 01, 2008
Person 1:What are you doing
Person 2: Watching FLOB
Person 1: What?
Person 2: It's a Youtube Minecraft Channel
Person 2: Watching FLOB
Person 1: What?
Person 2: It's a Youtube Minecraft Channel
by CPT Baba November 20, 2011