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float cake 

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."
My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"
float cake by tneveca August 25, 2009
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Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
Float The Cake by freebs August 18, 2013

belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.
Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?
belgium flatcake by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017

Flatcake 

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!
Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!
Flatcake by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024