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Gravy Flavored Condom 

Condoms evil Turkey's use.
I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.

You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"

Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."

Weed Flavored Condom 

A green condom that tastes like weed.
ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.

Flavored Condom 

A gay man who wants to have sexual intercourse with another man, notifying him by giving him a condom as a present. Especially, a flavored condom.
Ben "I got you something cool for your birthday."
Jeremy "Really dude? Thanks, what is it?"
Ben "A flavored condom"
Jeremy "NO BEN! I'm not gay, I will not have sex with you! I like women!"
Flavored Condom by shepj November 3, 2007