Spandex 

A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.

Spandex by Nym September 21, 2005

spandex 

Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.

The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.

spandex by Biron3000 February 6, 2008

spandex 

Things that look really good on women. Not so good on men

Did you see that girl in spandex?
Yeah her ass looked good!

spandex by babyboy34 September 1, 2009

spandex 

This is something i recomend especially when your playing contacts sport.A spandex are basically tights you wear underneath your shorts when playing ruthless sports like rugby and aussie rules because if you wear boxers your balls might hang off the side and that could creep people out.

Mate1:"Dude i think you should get some spandex im kinda getting sick of looking at that thing."

Mate2: "Oh Ya Reckon!? Yeh man i think your right. i was getting tired of people looking down my balls all the time."

spandex by dufus08 April 8, 2008

spandex 

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

spandex by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

spandex 

pants used to amplify his/her penis size

nice spandex

spandex by Anonymous October 6, 2003

spandex 

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

spandex by lynx wings April 22, 2005