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Floaties 

(noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.
Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.
Floaties by Nikki Stixx November 14, 2020

flatcest 

The act of having sex with your flatmate, even though you know this may be inadvisable given that you have to live together afterwards.
"I walked into Rachael's room and she was in bed with John! They totally committed flatcest last night!"
flatcest by possessed July 23, 2007

Mega Floaties 

really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...

Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! MEGA FLOOOOAAAATTTTIIIEEEEZZZZ!!!
~mega floaties

floaties 

(plural noun) little particles floating in a liquid, most commonly in a beverage
Look at the floaties in my cafe mocha.
floaties by Ricci March 2, 2005

flatuessence 

The pungent aroma of a fart that slips past a turd, which puts a smile on your face and the look of disgust on others.
I was sitting in the middle row of a packed house in church, touching cloth, percolating, suspecting the inevitable uncontrollable dropping of pre-shit farts. I looked around in joyful disbelief at the flatuessence of the situation, I was now alone sitting in my own pew.
flatuessence by LocalHero July 30, 2007

Floaties 

Larger size boobs make excellent floaties. So by skinnny dipping you allow your breasts to work as floating devices.
Get your floaties out were going for a swim.
Floaties by Ornella Z December 31, 2005
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