by Trey Skreypins January 22, 2020
Get the flat rock mug.I dated a girl from Flat Rock last year, she was white trash and her dad was a Walmart Wolverine. But at least she put out.
by TicklemeEmo October 10, 2005
Get the Flat Rock mug.A very small town in southeastern Michigan that has a total area of only 6.8 miles. For a very small town it is actually pretty busy on Telegraph road where their are a variety of fast food restaurants and the Flat Rock Speedway and a bowling alley, it also has a driving school where most of the crappy drivers in wayne and monroe county learn to drive. It also has an abandoned K-mart which looks like hell with weeds growing all over the damn place. The high school is a small school full of white trash, wiggers, blacks, and emo's. And when I say emo's I mean emo's just a ton of them. So to put it simply Flat Rock is a very small town with many residents below the poverty level and very odd kids.
Kid: "Hey look at those weird emo kids walking down the street"
Friend: "Ugh emo kids they must be from Flat Rock.
Friend: "Ugh emo kids they must be from Flat Rock.
by downriversmellz July 12, 2009
Get the Flat Rock mug.A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
Get the Cow pissing on a flat rock mug."Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
Get the raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock mug.Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.
The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
by Larin Noel October 2, 2016
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