A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.
"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"
by Tex982 October 5, 2006
Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.
Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
by Lambzilla January 21, 2008
Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.
Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
by Lambzilla January 22, 2008
A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.
I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.
With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.
With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.
by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019