flancake

one who is easily angered and loves alcohol.

flancake hit me in the balls for no reason...

i like flancake.

by boob magee December 14, 2006

Flabcake

A lazy person (generally overweight)

I can't believe you wouldn't pass me the remote - you're such a flabcake!

by Nools August 13, 2014

fancake

A cream-pie performed on (in) a groupie by a band-member (most often the bassist).

Chet gave the little Blonde from the first row a fancake right after the show.

by Burritofanmaker January 25, 2019

francakes

Specifically cum and pancakes

I love francakes

by GrayC15 February 6, 2023

belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.

Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?

by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017

twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008

Flatcake

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!

Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!

by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024