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Falationship

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010
Related Words

Shame-Flation 

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.
We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.
Shame-Flation by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022

Wildcat Formation

An offensive formation, generally found in a nightclub or bar, in which three or more cougars strategically position themselves in close proximity to their unsuspecting prey. Derived from the offensive formation used in football.
Zach: Hey bro. Check out your 6 o'clock. Wildcat formation in progress.

Morris: Good eye buddy. Let's order these kitties a saucer of milk.
Wildcat Formation by super adam October 27, 2009

Flakation 

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.
Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."
Flakation by jimster360 February 5, 2010
Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.
"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."
fakation by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup 

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.
I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there