When an oversized man, usually in a position of authority, such as police chief or fire chief, talks frequently to cover the sound of his gas releases.
Paul was telling a story for the third time, he felt that he had to make noise to cover up his fart noise, this was his Flaman plan
An oversized person who identifies as a male repeatedly delegates all their job duties to direct reports, in direct reports, colleagues, superiors, and office fish. This usually because they physically can’t leave their office which has caused them to forget how to perform simple tasks such as wiping their ass.
Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.
I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.