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flag cracker

an immense person, extremely fat, person of enormous size, obese
she's a flag cracker, watch out that flag cracker will swallow you whole
by Ofan December 15, 2008
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flapcrackers

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.
"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."
by xine, wielder of the magic hat February 26, 2007
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Flapcracker

To crack ones flaps
Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'
by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017
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