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flabbergasm 

When someone who doesn't appear to know anything about sex surprises you by rocking your sexual world and giving you an amazing orgasm.
"I kind of hooked up with Lenny this weekend." "You mean the band geek? Really?" "Yeah, but he knew how to do some things that i never would have guessed. He gave me a flabbergasm."
flabbergasm by DJ D-rake the leaves December 12, 2010

Flabbergastion 

The state or condition in which one is feeling "Extra" flabbergasted.
"Upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion."

"People that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion."
Flabbergastion by olivesOolviesreal February 21, 2018

flabbergasting 

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed
When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.
flabbergasting by sam loves men July 21, 2005

Flabbergastic 

Extremely excited;overly joyed. To have never ending happiness.
"That cheerleader over there is flabbergastic!"
"I know, she's the girl who never stops clapping!"
Flabbergastic by Maggie SE May 28, 2007

flabbergastinglysuperextremely 

the ultimate adjective used to describe something that is flabbergasting super and extremely awsome.
Dick:Dude yesterday i found a transformer t-shirt. its pink!

Bob:Maaaan thats flabbergastinglysuperextremely awsome! i hope you get me one too!

Kim: Look at those shoes they're flabbergastinglysuperextremely beautiful!

Tammy:But look at that price! its flabbergastinglysuperextremely expensive/

Flabbergasm 

When something is so strange, you have an orgasm.
Sam was so interested in the conversation he had an Flabbergasm.
Flabbergasm by Sam Ashby January 5, 2009
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