flabbergasmic

an astonished response hovering between excruciating pain and intense pleasure

Pedro's reaction to winning the lottery was flabbergasmic

by drellaluna565 December 14, 2008

flabbergasm

When someone who doesn't appear to know anything about sex surprises you by rocking your sexual world and giving you an amazing orgasm.

"I kind of hooked up with Lenny this weekend." "You mean the band geek? Really?" "Yeah, but he knew how to do some things that i never would have guessed. He gave me a flabbergasm."

by DJ D-rake the leaves December 12, 2010

Flabbergasm

When something is so strange, you have an orgasm.

Sam was so interested in the conversation he had an Flabbergasm.

by Sam Ashby January 05, 2009

Flabbergasm

When something so retarded and crazy spontaniously hits you so hard you orgasm

Dude when my mom told me we were going to disney world i had the biggest flabbergasm

by Howudern January 25, 2011

flabbergasm

overwhelmingly tingly sensation experienced by a fat person jiggling their bellyfat at a resonant frequency.

The coroner's report said the 400 pound man died of a cardiac arrhythmia while giving himself a flabbergasm in front of his computer's webcam.

by overdogg March 18, 2015

Flabbergasm

When you are so bored that you think you could die, and suddenly you get a huge adrenaline rush, usually when you get an idea of something you could do instead of being bored, but it goes away almost instantly.

He was was sitting on the couch when out of nowhere he had the most amazing flabbergasm. But it didn't last...

by Eqo May 07, 2009

Flabbergasm

The sound made when using generous amounts of marijuana-infused lotion to beat one’s meat.

I fired up the Skeezmobile to get Chris to the nearest BBQ Handjob Dispensary so he could enjoy the soothing sound of a Flabbergasm later in the privacy of his own home.

by NippleAntennae March 17, 2021