Flabberbate 

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

Flabberbate by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

flabberbate 

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

flabberbate by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

Flabbergasted 

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

Flabbergasted by Queen/Cupcakes/Sister February 21, 2017

flabbershated 

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.

when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!

flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009

Flabergate 

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

Flabbergasted 

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

Flabbergasted by pull up in a ford focus April 5, 2022

Flabbergasted 

To be in a state of confusion or surpise

I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.

Flabbergasted by Cameron Springer November 17, 2005