australian sunburn

When you insert hot sauce into another person's anus and use it as lubricant.

Host: Congratulations on winning a life time supply of Hot Sauce!!!
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...

by Bassman150 December 07, 2016

Bizawkward

Used to describe people, places and things that are simultaneously bizarre and awkward.

Sally: Are you going to the Prom with Kyle?
Cindy: Fuck no! That boy is bizawkward as hell! He keeps pet chickens and names them after US Presidents between 1832 and 1908.
Sally: That is bizawkward

by Bassman150 September 15, 2016

Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

by Bassman150 September 15, 2011

Foody Call

When you're too wasted/high to drive, but you have major munchies. You invite a friend over so that they'll bring chips, or whatever you're craving.

Ted: Dude, we don't have any food
Jed: Call Ned over and tell him to bring chips!
Ted: Dude, we can totally Foody Call him!

by Bassman150 April 04, 2015

Wub

To grab a woman's breasts, lift them up and then drop them. Easier to do if she is not wearing a bra.

Guy 1: Dude, why do you have a black eye?

Guy 2: I wubbed a random chick last night at the bar and she punched me in the face.

Guy 1: You're fucking stupid.

by Bassman150 July 28, 2014