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Frackled Unicorn
-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
Frackled Unicorn by All of Wake July 5, 2010
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frackled by Sarah&Rochelle December 13, 2014
Fackled
Adj. (fack-uhld) - Word used to replace "Fucked Up", usually applied to describe the result of something which turned out to be not as expected, or completely disorganized.
Robin: Where are your photos of the debris removal?
Daniel: I forgot to take them, but trust me, I did the work.
Robin: I can't send these to the bank, this is just fackled. They don't take our word for it, we need photos you dumbass!
Daniel: Oh. My bad.
Daniel: I forgot to take them, but trust me, I did the work.
Robin: I can't send these to the bank, this is just fackled. They don't take our word for it, we need photos you dumbass!
Daniel: Oh. My bad.
Fackled by The Brown Whore-Net September 28, 2012
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.