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Frackled Unicorn 

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
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frackled 

A person who constantly looks haggard and is just totally lost in life
Did you see him this morning? He looked so frackled!
frackled by Sarah&Rochelle December 13, 2014
Adj. (fack-uhld) - Word used to replace "Fucked Up", usually applied to describe the result of something which turned out to be not as expected, or completely disorganized.
Robin: Where are your photos of the debris removal?

Daniel: I forgot to take them, but trust me, I did the work.

Robin: I can't send these to the bank, this is just fackled. They don't take our word for it, we need photos you dumbass!

Daniel: Oh. My bad.
Fackled by The Brown Whore-Net September 28, 2012

Frackled 

To have freckles in the crack of your ass.
Yo that bitches ass was frackled yo!
Frackled by JayPow June 5, 2014

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026