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Frackled Unicorn 

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
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frackled 

A person who constantly looks haggard and is just totally lost in life
Did you see him this morning? He looked so frackled!
frackled by Sarah&Rochelle December 13, 2014
Adj. (fack-uhld) - Word used to replace "Fucked Up", usually applied to describe the result of something which turned out to be not as expected, or completely disorganized.
Robin: Where are your photos of the debris removal?

Daniel: I forgot to take them, but trust me, I did the work.

Robin: I can't send these to the bank, this is just fackled. They don't take our word for it, we need photos you dumbass!

Daniel: Oh. My bad.
Fackled by The Brown Whore-Net September 28, 2012

Frackled 

To have freckles in the crack of your ass.
Yo that bitches ass was frackled yo!
Frackled by JayPow June 5, 2014