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Five finger discount 

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

Five finger discount 

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.
Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.
Five finger discount by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

five finger discount 

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
five finger discount by Element March 23, 2003

five finger discount 

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
five finger discount by Skeddles February 5, 2008

five finger discount 

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
five finger discount by nick August 21, 2003

five finger discount 

(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
five finger discount by maniacxxl January 4, 2009
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