five fingers

A slang term for hand job.

Lyric: "I'll give you five fingers for a one man show" (Scissor Sisters)

by hauntingme666 May 13, 2005

five fingers

v. The act of stealing; the correct spelling of the more common phonetic spelling, five fingas. In reference to the the common saying, "Five finger discount"

Yo son, I just seen five fingers on a nigga.

by SoClean December 28, 2005

five finger

To steal or rip off. From the slang noun phrase, "Five Finger Discount"

Yo, you Five-fingered a candy bar? What's up with that?

by Twumanator June 06, 2003

five finger

What Stevo Su does at Busch Gardens when he's being a mofo.

"You mofo, you freaking five-fingered a piece of candy?"

by Twumanator July 24, 2003

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 07, 2003