What happens when a person buys Abercrombie &
Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once
obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that
molly?
You: Who?
Me:
Molly.
You: I
don't know who that is.
Me: She was my
best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A &
B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your
friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!
We run to the alley
Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
