fist marriage

Movement that would allow for a legal union between a man and his fist(the ultimate spousal unit).

A man should be given the special treatment of having special rights extended to him in reward for copulating with his own hand.He should receive all the same benefits extended to normal heterosexual couples.

by Mr. Slippy Fist January 22, 2005

fistcarriage

an abortion by way of fisting

he gave me a fistcarriage last night

by Salenza August 23, 2009