"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart
box, dry. No
lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A
CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."