fishing buddy

What two homosexuals engaged in an affair may call each other when they both simultaneously have heterosexual spouses and children back at home and do not want them to know about the gay affair; OR they just don't want anyone else to know that they are together and gay.
They may go up to old Brokeback a few times a year and will refer to each other as their "fishing buddy" as a cover.

Ennis Del Mar: See you later honey.
Wife: Where are you going?!
Ennis Del Mar: Just up to old Brokeback.
Wife: What? With whom?!
Ennis: You know, just Jack, my old fishing buddy.
Wife: Oh alright...
Ennis: Not like we fuck or anything.
Wife: What?
Ennis: Nothing, bye!

fishing buddy by fag patrol March 21, 2008

Fishing Buddy

The guy you take with you to Canada in case a grizzly bear chases you. You shoot the guy in the leg so he'll thrash around and distract the bear.

Bill shure was screaming when that bear got him. He was a real fishing buddy!

Fishing Buddy by Throat Pick October 7, 2008

Fishin' Buddy 

The generically reported contact associated with a positive, surprise COVID test when, in fact, the virus was contracted from a prostitute.

Mr. Jones, I'm calling to report the results of your COVID test. I'm sorry to tell you that you're positive and will need to isolate for 10 days. Any idea where you might have acquired the virus?
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.

Fishin' Buddy by YAWA July 26, 2020