fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

fish mittens by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

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fish mittens

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!

fish mittens by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

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Related Words

fishmitten • fish • fish-hook • fish taco • fish heads • fish lips • fish and chips • fish face • fish dick • Fish Tank

fish mitten

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)

A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.

fish mitten by Donkey Kong September 16, 2004

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fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

fish mitten by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

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fishmitten

Colloquial term for Vagina.

She had a fishmitten like a aircraft hanger.

fishmitten by AnotherMindbomb October 19, 2003

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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