fish fisting

grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".

Yo ,did you have fun fish fisting last night?

by IFuckedYourDad January 11, 2017

fish fisting

the act of fisting ones own or someone else's fish

"if it wasn't for my lyin ass bitch wife and her slut puppy babies i'd be fish fisting right now"

by the wonederous woneder January 14, 2008

MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish

1.) A woman/man that applies makeup that is able to extremely alter their physical appearance so they appear more physically appealing than they actually are without makeup.

1.) My friend Kyle told me that he decided to take his date swimming for their 1st date to make sure she wasn't a MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish underneath the pounds of makeup he seen she had applied to her face.

2.) Carlton was traumatized by Danielle after he woke up the next morning and walked pasted the mirror where she was standing. After seeing her face without makeup he thought to himself "I've got to get this woman away from me. She's MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish. I will never get drunk and bring home another woman that wears MAC makeup or any makeup matter of factly."

by CourTahKnee April 28, 2023

Fishing is boring until you catch a fish

Be patient.

Just wait a few days for a reply. Fishing is boring until you catch a fish.

by TheRoadLessTravelled August 17, 2025

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025