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When you are eating a girl out and she quiefs in your mouth, thus puffing your cheeks out and making you look like a blow fish.
I was munchin' this bitch's clam and she gave me the blow fish of a lifetime; I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a month!
Blow Fish by Dongfart January 2, 2006
A blow job performed under water in a bathtub, pool, or ocean.
Greg: Will you give me a Blow Fish?
Angel: What is that?
Greg: A blow job under water
Angel: Ummm.... NO!
Blow Fish by GJWilliams September 22, 2009
When a girl is getting eatten out, relaxes a little too much, and accidently lets a little fart out.
1. Jimmy was eating me out and I was so into it... I accidently gave him a blow fish...

2. Damn, I was going down on my girl and she totally blow fished me!
Blow Fish by EmCeBee January 21, 2011

THE BLOW FISH 

THE BLOW FISH. IT STARTS WITH TWO WILLING ADULTS. ONE BENT OVER AND THE OTHER PLACING THEIR MOUTH TIGHTLY ON THE OTHERS BUTTHOLE. THE OTHER WOULD THEN FART VIGOROUSLY INFLATING THE PARTICIPANTS FACE CHEEKS TO CREATE THE DESIRED LOOK OF A GIANT BLOW FISH.
JENNYS MAN GAVE HER SUCH A DELIGHT. HE GIFTED HER THE BLOW FISH, HER MOST BELOVED OCEAN FISH IN THE WORLD. THANKS DARLING.
THE BLOW FISH by Briney January 19, 2023

Blow-fish Surprise 

The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).
I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!
Blow-fish Surprise by The Tickeler February 9, 2013
when a face is irritated by pimples and other bumps or discolorations it is on blow fish; Bloated, puffy skin.
"I can't go to the party because my face is on blow fish status right now."
blow fish by Capital Ode January 17, 2009
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