First Sex

That thing where most people fail first try at 16

Boy: I missed the hole

Girl: Just put it in more

Boy: Sorry it’s my First Sex

by QWERTYUIOP0123456789 April 9, 2021

First sex misunderstanding

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

Sex first ??

Used by many top shaggers created by the man the myth the legend Martin blacow the use of this quote will guarantee a shag

See a 10/10 Bird

YO B. Sex first ??

by Ehdhfhcj August 18, 2022