first date 

The first time you act like a real man.

I'm going on my first date tonight.

first date by @nT#0nY May 23, 2006

First Date 

Having your parents drive you to mcdonalds

Mom can you drive me to my first date please.

First Date by SwagYolo42O September 16, 2014

first date 

the night you’ve been waiting for, for the longest time. one of the most magical nights of your life, one you will never forget. it’s the butterflies you get as you get the message that that are outside, it’s the feeling of flowers blooming in your chest as you drive in the car to the destination. it’s the little things that make the night magical like cute little conversations about tour futures and getting food together and talking about the other great places you want to go to together, it’s losing track of time with the person you want.

i’m going on my first date tonight and i can’t wait.

first date by here’s the tea June 9, 2019

first date syndrome

A condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. The first dates often come in a string together. Can be caused by bad breakups, commitment issues, or bad end-of-date kissing skills. Not to be confused with playing the field, which implies not having a second date by choice.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Are you kidding? I have first date syndrome. I'll be out with someone else next week."

first date syndrome by Shannon L.W. January 28, 2006

First Date Farts 

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

First Date Farts by birchak December 5, 2009

First Date Fallacy 

The fact that when on a first date, a girl is less likely to sleep with someone she really likes and wants to see again and is more likely to sleep with someone who she never wants to date again. This can due to the belief that all her partner is looking for is sex, and once that is achieved he will move on. This can also be due to a woman having sexual drives but no one she is romantically interested in around, so she goes for an easy, convenient target.

"I held out on having sex with the sexy fireman after he took me on the best date ever because I really liked him and wanted to make sure we'd go out again - but I did sleep with my douche bag neighbor after a couple drinks because I realized I didn't care if we had another date. That's the first date fallacy for you."

First Date Fallacy by Ruby Solitaire June 25, 2012

first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.

Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.

first-date-fuck faux pas by elle renae June 16, 2010