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Firm Handshake 

1. A handshake but with a tighter grip.
2. A rough handjob
1. The lawyer gave me a firm handshake on my way out of his office.
2. He needed an ice pack after the firm handshake he got from his girlfriend
Firm Handshake by Chaka Kahn August 15, 2006

Firm Handshake 

1. A handshake but with a tighter grip.
2. A rough handjob
1. The lawyer gave me a firm handshake on my way out of his office.
2. He needed an ice pack after the firm handshake he got from his girlfriend

nice firm handshake 

a handshake so firm it rips the foreskin
"Hey johnny how'd the interview go?" "Great! except the interviewer didn't take a liking to my nice firm handshake."
nice firm handshake by nippleshipple November 21, 2016

Firm Handshake 

John walked the elderly person across the busy intersection. Firm handshakes.
Firm Handshake by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026