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Firewind 

Greek power metal band made up of Gus G. (guitar), Petros Christos (bass), Bob Katsionis (keyboards, guitar), Mark Cross (drums), and Apollo Papathansios (vocals).
Firewind is the new hope for power metal.
Firewind by Laiho's Eyeliner June 26, 2008
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Firewang 

The Firewang or firewanging it the subtle art of stealthily sneaking a fire extinguisher (any size will do, preferably a foam one) into the bedroom just before intercourse. Having said fire extinguisher hidden, but at arms reach from your partner. When the time comes casually place your loved one in the finisher (doggy or reverse cowboy preferable for espionage). Yell 'Im going to cum!'. Spin her around, extinguisher at the ready (remember to break seal if a new one) and unleash in her face. This will give you a few seconds to pull your condom off (if you are wearing one of course) manover your johnson back into your partially sighted, potentially peeved, lover and blow your load. Optional as you leave is calling back 'that's Firewang'.
'Why is he looking so pleased with himself?' '
'oh Jamie firewanged the shit out of his ex boyfriend last night'

'So I pull out the the old firewang manover last night and to my shock she was staring right back at me with her own fire extinguisher. We had a 'Firewang off'.

'Are you on the beers tonight?'
'I don't drink, I firewang.'

'Jamie has achieved the perfect firewanging week. 7 in 7 nights. He's a 'firewanimal.'
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firefingers 

When you stick your fingers in another mans ass so far you get blood and feces on your fingers and wipe it in the mans eyes
I gave that guy a firefingers and his eyes burned for a week
firefingers by HOLKANTZ May 11, 2006

firewing208

My shitty 2018 amino username
“Hey firewing208!”
“Shut the fuck up”
firewing208 by ⚫️Vantablack⚫️ December 19, 2021
i had intercourse with this girl last week, she was a red head and anti shaving, total fireminge situation.
fireminge by reagan.prk November 7, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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