firefingers
When you stick your fingers in another mans ass so far you get blood and feces on your fingers and wipe it in the mans eyes
firefingers by HOLKANTZ May 11, 2006
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Fishfingers and Custard
The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!
*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*
Amelia Pond: Funny.
*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*
Amelia Pond: Funny.
Fishfingers and Custard by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011
Fire Fingers
A sharp pain you get in your fingers after you play a long guitar solo or very hard part. Something I get frequently.
Fire Fingers by XtfotX January 25, 2009
pedophilic fishfingers
1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.
Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.
Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!
pedophilic fishfingers by simon94 June 16, 2010
fishfingers
The results of fingering a woman. Called fishfingers due the the smell of fish from the womans pussy left on the fingers.
fishfingers by Undisclosed19472 April 3, 2006
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