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Amber: oh garrett you have a cute little finkler. too bad it can't pleasure me at all.

Garrett: the internet said it is almost average sized.
finkler by starman12 February 4, 2010
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Friend: "Do you see that old dude staring at you?"
Me: "Yeah, he's such a Finkler"
Finkler by Notwhoyouthinkiamatall December 30, 2013

finkler stick 

a stick routinely used to beat the fink, or snitch, until they either die or fall unconscious
get the finkler stick, roy. we got us a snitch."

The Finkler sisters 

The Finkler sisters are the best people in the world they are beautiful,smart and just awesome !!!!!!!!!!!
"who are they"
"Those girls , they are the Finkler sisters - duh !"
"They are so awesome "
"Well they are Finklers god get with it !"

Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.
Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.
Finkle Dink by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

ray finkle 

Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.
What do you know about Ray Finkle?
ray finkle by function thinker June 30, 2004

frinklers 

the pointy peaks between your nose and your upper lip
I had to wipe a milk mustache off my frinklers.
frinklers by Jacquie November 7, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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