finkler

slang for a tiny penis

Amber: oh garrett you have a cute little finkler. too bad it can't pleasure me at all.

Garrett: the internet said it is almost average sized.

by starman12 February 4, 2010

Finkler

Used to describe a pedophile/rapist

Friend: "Do you see that old dude staring at you?"
Me: "Yeah, he's such a Finkler"

by Notwhoyouthinkiamatall December 30, 2013

finkler stick

a stick routinely used to beat the fink, or snitch, until they either die or fall unconscious

get the finkler stick, roy. we got us a snitch."

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

The Finkler sisters

The Finkler sisters are the best people in the world they are beautiful,smart and just awesome !!!!!!!!!!!

"who are they"
"Those girls , they are the Finkler sisters - duh !"
"They are so awesome "
"Well they are Finklers god get with it !"

by tyfuigohiutyr January 19, 2013

Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.

Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.

by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

ray finkle

Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.

What do you know about Ray Finkle?

by function thinker June 30, 2004

frinklers

the pointy peaks between your nose and your upper lip

I had to wipe a milk mustache off my frinklers.

by Jacquie November 7, 2004