this is what happens when your fingers do not listen to your brain when you try to type words on msn, resulting in several typeing mistakes called "typos." It can appear as if your fingers have just spasmed, that is why it is called fingerasms
- brenna(: says:
LAMO soo much fun lats nihgt at taht aewsoemst ptary evre
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ahaha wowww
- brenna(: says:
typios damn
ahh more typojs
typos*
lmao soo much fun last night at that awesomest party ever
there finally, stupid fingerasm i had there
Fingersexual is the attraction to fingers.
Person 1: Hiiiii! Wanna go out?
Person 2:Hi, I cannot date you because I am pursuing a relationship with my finger.
Person1:What the fuck is wrong with you.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.