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finger ham 

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?
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Ham Finger 

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.
After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.
Ham Finger by El Presidente 69 February 28, 2022

Ham finger 

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham
Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!
Ham finger by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021

fingerhands 

Hands that exist at the tip of each finger. This would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. A hand within a hand. The biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the documentary "Inception."
"Oh my god! That baby has hands on his fingers!"
"You mean fingerhands?"
"Yeah!.... that's like 10 hands altogether!"
"Don't you mean 12 hands?"
"No, idiot! Thumbs aren't fingers!"
fingerhands by LloydSchumner December 27, 2011

fingerhair 

a word you say after someone says "what?"
it ends up being annoying after some time. so do it to annoy people
"Hey dude, your weird!"
"what?"
"fingerhair!"
"ughhH!"
fingerhair by Darkfaith February 20, 2009

Fingerjam 

The act of penatrating a vagina with one or more fingers.
Johny took her on a date last night and all he got to do was fingerjam her.
Fingerjam by Tony DiBlasi January 11, 2008

Fingerhash 

The condition resulting from rolling several blunts successively when your fingertips are covered in resin from the breaking up of the weed.

See also: Stinkfingers
I was rollin' with Snoop the other night. We both rolled so many blunts we had some major fingerhash.
Fingerhash by RubberChickenFucker February 12, 2010
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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