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Ham Finger 

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.
After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.
Ham Finger by El Presidente 69 February 28, 2022

Ham finger 

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham
Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!
Ham finger by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021

fingerhands 

Hands that exist at the tip of each finger. This would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. A hand within a hand. The biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the documentary "Inception."
"Oh my god! That baby has hands on his fingers!"
"You mean fingerhands?"
"Yeah!.... that's like 10 hands altogether!"
"Don't you mean 12 hands?"
"No, idiot! Thumbs aren't fingers!"
fingerhands by LloydSchumner December 27, 2011

fingerhair 

a word you say after someone says "what?"
it ends up being annoying after some time. so do it to annoy people
"Hey dude, your weird!"
"what?"
"fingerhair!"
"ughhH!"
fingerhair by Darkfaith February 20, 2009

Fingerjam 

The act of penatrating a vagina with one or more fingers.
Johny took her on a date last night and all he got to do was fingerjam her.
Fingerjam by Tony DiBlasi January 11, 2008

Fingerhash 

The condition resulting from rolling several blunts successively when your fingertips are covered in resin from the breaking up of the weed.

See also: Stinkfingers
I was rollin' with Snoop the other night. We both rolled so many blunts we had some major fingerhash.
Fingerhash by RubberChickenFucker February 12, 2010
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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