finger ham

A delicious snack to have after school.

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?

by Justin Bieber Fan💜💜💜 June 2, 2018

Ham Finger

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.

After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.

by El Presidente 69 February 28, 2022

Ham finger

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham

Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!

by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021

fingerhands

Hands that exist at the tip of each finger. This would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. A hand within a hand. The biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the documentary "Inception."

"Oh my god! That baby has hands on his fingers!"
"You mean fingerhands?"
"Yeah!.... that's like 10 hands altogether!"
"Don't you mean 12 hands?"
"No, idiot! Thumbs aren't fingers!"

by LloydSchumner December 27, 2011

fingerhair

a word you say after someone says "what?"
it ends up being annoying after some time. so do it to annoy people

"Hey dude, your weird!"
"what?"
"fingerhair!"
"ughhH!"

by Darkfaith February 20, 2009

Fingerjam

The act of penatrating a vagina with one or more fingers.

Johny took her on a date last night and all he got to do was fingerjam her.

by Tony DiBlasi January 11, 2008

Fingerhash

The condition resulting from rolling several blunts successively when your fingertips are covered in resin from the breaking up of the weed.

See also: Stinkfingers

I was rollin' with Snoop the other night. We both rolled so many blunts we had some major fingerhash.

by RubberChickenFucker February 12, 2010