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John, do you have any finger hams leftover?
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Ham Finger

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.
After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.
by El Presidente 69 February 28, 2022
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Ham finger

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham
Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!
by Cecemybigdick May 17, 2021
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