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faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.
Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.
faketarian by sp00ki September 15, 2006

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.
Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.
Faketarian by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

Fagetarian 

Male that only eats man-meat.
"He is gay..."
"You mean he is a fagetarian?"
"Yeah, he only eats man-meat."
Fagetarian by Don_Dingle April 12, 2014

faketarian

Someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.
Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.
faketarian by dope-1 October 10, 2006

Fishetarian 

01. ones way of modifying the vegetarian lifestyle by adding fish to their diet.

02. an individual who will not eat meat or poultry but by choice or belief eats fish.
i consume fish but, i do not consume meat or poultry; therefore i am a fishetarian.
Fishetarian by alec! July 11, 2006

Fegetarian

A fegitarian is a fake vegetarian. They say that they are a vegetarian , but they eat animals. A fegetarian doesn't know the difference between pescatarian and vegetarian so they think eating fish is Ok. A fegetarian will also eat food derived from animals like food that contains gelatin, animal rennet, or lard.
Real Vegetarian: That girl over there is such a fegetarian. She eats marshmallows!
Fegetarian by savethepiggies July 16, 2013
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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